Wednesday, January 17, 2018

PHNX Boards' Amazing FREE Lift System!


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Boston, MA 01/17/18

For all you skiers and snowboarders out there used to paying $50, $75, $100 and more for a lift ticket to your favorite resort, PHNX Boards would like to introduce you to our amazing FREE lift system.  The photo on the left shows a genuine PHNX Board snurfer next to the where the lift system goes (actually, it goes anywhere...more about that later!).  On the right is one half of the lift system...a right foot with a snow boot on it.  The other half of the system...the left foot with a snow boot on it, is out of frame but soon to be in frame.  The way the system works is amazingly simple: at the bottom of any hill with snow on it, you grab your PHNX Board snurfer and then you move your right foot forward up the hill, followed by your left foot, then your right foot, on and on until you reach the top of the hill.  Amazingly, along with your feet comes your whole body and your PHNX Board! There are no lines to get in, no moving chairs to hit the back of your legs, and no lift operators checking for a ticket. 

Once you are at the top,  take a deep breath and feel incredibly satisfied that you just got some very healthy exercise, not in some sweaty gym but outside in the fresh air.  No gym fees, no lift ticket!  Notice that you are not at all cold even though it may be snowing.  Also notice there are no crowded slopes, just fresh powder snow waiting to be snurfed by you.  Now it is time to step on your PHNX Board and pick your line through the trees or open slope, carving turns back and forth and enjoying the first of many runs, each run a "first tracks" run all to yourself!   And then, because the PHNX Boards lift system amazingly follows you wherever you go, once you finish your run you simply operate the system to get back up the hill!  Wow!

But wait, there's more!  If you want to snurf with your friends, they can use the same system and gain the same benefits, all without any cost!  All you have to do is show them how it works.  Incredible!



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